Darlings! Sexy Bitch, your intrepid blogtrix, here.  I love a good story, don’t you?  What say I tell you one of my favorites?

Once upon a time…

As “the Sun King,” Louis XIV, was ascending to the French throne and making his court the epicenter of European culture and fashion, a young lady of noble extraction was betrothed by her parents.  The gentleman himself was of noble blood, but dry and dull as paper, with the smell of bottled apothecary mushrooms.

The girl, Daphne, had grown up knowing a life that bestowed upon her everything that she could ever want.  It seemed gravely unjust to her that her parents would deign to take away from her the life of luxury and freedom she knew as a child.

While walking outside the palace in sadness one day, she found herself roaming farther and farther into the woods on the edge of the grounds.  Soon she came across a small clearing, in which a tiny cottage sat.  Before she realized what was happening, Daphne realized she was knocking on its small, crooked door.

An old crone answered, wrinkled and bent but with eyes that seemed to bestow kindness on the girl.  As the crone led Daphne inside, the young woman found herself revealing her dismay and fear at having to marry a man she didn’t love.

…Tune in next week for the next scintillating installment of…

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